I agree with mantacars that if BUSINESSMAN is going to do this as a business, then he should absolutely buy an advertisement to help support the site that is supporting his business.

On the other hand, I really don't see BUSINESSMAN getting a huge response from this website; people are coming here looking for kit car information, just as BUSINESSMAN did when he asked about a ******* replica.

I do not see BUSINESSMAN doing anything nearly as offensive as the ****er who's posting on all kinds of threads all over this site that he has Lamborghini plans for sale. THAT'S definitely site abuse.

And, on a side note there gqthug89, you write like an idiot. You'll never make a point or be taken in any way seriously as long as you write in ibonics.

Your pal,
Meat.

See, now that's just an odd statement to make.

First off, it appears that you're jumping to a number of conclusions about someone you've never met.

Here's the thing though, so that you don't make this same mistake again and expose a bit more about yourself than you're planning on. It's obvious from your statement that you're as gay as the day is long, but you're probably in denial.

Your handle - gqthug89 - is also a giveaway. GQ the magazine is full of male models. Male models are notorious for being ... interested in other male models. THUG - when applied to someone else - indicates that the person this title is applied to is tough. However, when applied to yourself, it's generally an indication that you're compensating for whatever shortcoming you have. Maybe you have a small penis, maybe you're a premature ejaculator, or maybe you're just simply confused about your ***uality.

I would guess that it's a combination of two or possibly all three of those symptoms. And I'm not just basing that on your handle, I'm basing it on your statement as well; you're calling someone else a fag, and yet you're asking for another male to engage in ***ual relations with you.

I understand what you're doing; you're reaching out for help. You want to come out of the closet, but at the same time you're repulsed by your own urges. You're confused; you don't believe that any other male will be attracted to you because of your small penis and your inability to control your own body.

Well, there's good news for you: Canada now allows same *** marriages. You and your buddy can now live an openly gay lifestyle. No more sneaking around, no more hinting to the world.

Come on out of the closet.

Your pal,
Meat.

Spoken like a true virgin.

I never said you were a homo***ual. The fact that you think I did, coupled with your handle, as well as your begging other men to have *** with you would certainly lead pretty much everyone to believe that you are quite the Liberace wannabe.

What I said was that you are in denial.

Nor am I arguing with you. You're the one with the little man's complex. An argument consists of two or more points of view being discussed or debated. That's not the case here, you'd made statements that indicate that you're interested in physical relations with other men, I've agreed with you: you're gay. That's not an argument, that's agreement. Two different words, two different definitions.

As far as having *** with my mother, that would certainly be an interesting thing to do since she passed away three years ago and was cremated. Perhaps that's another issue that you've got; necrophilia. Hey, if that's the only way you can get laid, then you have far more issues than ***ual confusion, a small penis and premature ejaculation.

If you're having *** with my wife...well, good luck with that; I'm not married.

As for your statement that you're 15, that comes as no surprise whatsoever. You've also signed your post alternately as "tony," "gary" and made some of the most convoluted and erroneous statements I've ever read about replicas. Your very first post here was an exercise in lameness. So I'm going to go ahead and say that you're not - nor have you ever - told the truth here, either. Yes, I'm calling you a liar.

You say you're 15, I say you're giving yourself too much credit; you write like you're maybe 10 years old.

Good luck with your 355; I hear that the Monogram/Revell kit is really well done. You'll be very proud when you finish it. Maybe next time you can try one that doesn't come prepainted and isn't a snap-together, like the Tamiya...or maybe you can get F355 Challenge for that old Dreamcast you've got stacked next to your Playboys with the sticky pages.

Oh, and many people spend the day writing. They're called "writers" and it's what they do for a living. But hey, don't let that stop you from practicing everyday in the mirror saying "would you like fries with that?" With your intellect, one day you'll get your very own uniform and paper hat; they hire mentally handicapped people every day.

Your pal,
Meat.

Well, if it's a kit, then it's not a *******. And if it's not a *******, then it's a fake. Be that as it may, I think your parent's money would be better spent helping you with your english or getting you a better spell checker.

Maybe even buying you a nice helmet so that the next time you fall down you don't do more damage to your brain.

Having owned a few *******s in my day, I find your statement about your "real" fake ******* quite funny. If you're going to make statements like that, it would behoove you to actually know what you're talking about. Otherwise you end up looking like you do right now; like an idiot.

Also, you err when you wrote that you "dont" have time for me; you obviously do, otherwise you wouldn't have responded. Oh look...another lie by you. Gee, what a surprise.

I sincerely doubt that you have any of the things you mentioned in your post, and I would doubt that anyone in their right mind would buy any fake crap from you anyways; they'd probably never get it. You've proven yourself to be immature and a liar...not a good combination if you're trying to sell something. And what could anyone do to you if you didn't deliver? You're a minor. In Canada. I would strongly recommend that no one purchase from you, given your track record so far.

You have a great day there, Liberace.

Your pal,
Meat.

Constructive purpose:

• I will now get a watch that I want.


• Exposed possible fraudulent sales pitch before anyone sent money to goober here for possibly imaginary "real" parts.

Any time you expose someone (or allow them to expose themselves) for what they are - before people start losing money, especially - it's the right thing to do. Had this interesting thread not taken the twists that it did, someone probably would have sent gqthug89 money for parts he may or may not have, that he may or may not deliver, and they would have been able to do nothing about it, as he's a 15 year old (or younger) Canadian.

Can you imagine trying to get your money back from someone who writes and acts the way he does?

Your pal,
Meat.